A Poop Post {consider your self warned}

It's almost Monday, which means I need a reason to laugh or else I'll cry (JK). 

Therefore:


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Is that not the funniest thing? 

And a story.

My sister, G, apparently always suspects that there is something bad in toilets that have the lid down when she enters the bathroom.  And, she said, most of the time, she's right.  So, she goes through this big "bracing herself" thing, trying to prepare for whatever evils she will presently encounter.  

She was telling us this on Thanksgiving (our very young cousin was visiting, young like 3 years old, and this had just happened to G.  And by this, I mean opening a toilet to a not-so-pleasant surprise, which she fully expected), and her husband goes, "well, why don't you just always flush the toilet before you open it?" 

The heavens parted and lightning struck G in the head.  Why hadn't she ever thought of that?!  It was so funny, because it was so obvious.  G has gone her whole life with this rather revolting problem and no solution.  

Anyway, it made me laugh!