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Thursday, December 11, 2008

THIS IS NOT A TEST!

So, we saw this commercial less than two minutes ago. And I knew it was for me. TO LAUGH AT FOREVER, AND EVER, AND EVER!!! It is real. It is on tv. It is not an SNL skit. Score!

5 comments:

Alison said...: OH MY COW!! That is the best thing I've seen in a long time! :D How can they be serious? Oh! And just think if you were the voice over guy they hired and handed you that copy when you went in to record. That reaction would be CLASSIC. Ha!; December 11, 2008 at 8:51 PM
kitebrdr said...: What if u are in between. What if you r a hot rich professional that wants to be taken care of. We need another web site...; December 12, 2008 at 6:26 AM
Erika said...: NO WAY...that can't be real! Seriously, what actor would sign up for that commercial? Too funny.; December 12, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Teri said...: That is the best thing ever! You made my day :); December 12, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Chelle said...: That is radical. I love it.; December 13, 2008 at 12:34 PM

Pet peeves

The expression "kick (my, your, his, her) trash." You've probably NEVER heard that if you aren't mo. It's akin to "kick (my, your, his, her) butt."
Songs that tell a story (esp. ones that start and end with the same sentence, usually of the country genre)
the phrase "as per usual"
that Nicholas Cage Still has a career, should have ended after "Raising Arizona"
the question "what can I do you for?"
the glare of the sun off cars in mid-day
tights with open-toed shoes
cell phones in public
mis-uses of the words 'there,' 'their,' 'they're' (and similar grammatical errors)
counting new $1 bills

My Favorite Lyrics

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." (from "Mad World by REM)
"Not a day goes by I don't think about you. You left your mark on me it's permanent, a tattoo... Think about you and that long ride, I bite my nails, I get weak inside. Reach over and turn off the light, oh my baby."(from "Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams)
"Moved to the west coast away from everyone, She never told me that you called, Back when I was still, I was still in love"(from "Landed" by Ben Folds)
"Your lip is cut on the edge of her pleated skirt" (from "Blue Alert" by Madeline Peyroux)
"You can't resist her. She's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home." (from "Only in Dreams" by Weezer)
"I feel like a ghost who's trying to move your hands over some ouija board in the hopes I can spell out my name." (from "Invisible Ink" by Aimee Mann)
"I don't need a better thing, I'd settle for less. It's another thing for me, I just have to wander through this world, alone." (from "Lose You" by Pete Yorn)
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky, why, why, why can't it be mine?" (from "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"I know the last page so well, I can't read the first. So, I just don't start, it's getting worse" (from "Inside of Love" by Nada Surf)
"You can get what you want or you can just get old" (from "Vienna Waits for You" by Billy Joel)