Honey, what's this? What's going on here?

Ummm...

Wha...?

First of all, this boy makes Hansen look butch.

Second of all, is this a boy? Or a girl with thick dark brows photoshopped in?

I don't like to make fun of someone's actual looks, but this is obviously someone who is supposed to be sexy. And B) could they have made him look any more girly, with that long hair, tank top, pose, and micro-cheerleader shorts? I mean, come on...