Got bombshell?: Wow, you put soft porn on your blog and you get like 3x as many hits

Monday, July 14, 2008

Wow, you put soft porn on your blog and you get like 3x as many hits

Seriously, I had more than three times as many people look at my blog today than yesterday. Oh, and here's a "shout out" to my international readers (not that I don't appreciate my US folk)! But, I have noticed a few readers in Italy, England, Spain, Singapore, Israel, and Australia, to name a few I remember. Thanks you fabulous, exotic scholars! I love seeing that "multiple visits spread out over more than one day" on my stat-counter, even in Clovis, New Mexico!

7 comments:

kitebrdr said...: Porn site keep the web in business, just ask the guys in ur ward...; July 14, 2008 at 9:00 PM
kitebrdr said...: Porn site keep the web in business, just ask the guys in ur ward...; July 14, 2008 at 9:01 PM
Unknown said...: I know that's why I came to your site today. I am pretty disappointed not to find anything that gets me feelin' in the mood.

I guess I'll go over to some guy in Italy and read his blog, he's got something good, I know.

It's too late for me to be safely commenting on this blog right now. But hey, you should check out Michelle's photo shoot I just did. It rocks.; July 14, 2008 at 11:33 PM
Chelle said...: Hey, just think how many readers you could get if you put hard porn on your blog! (maybe just the words will do the trick!); July 15, 2008 at 11:51 AM
Jared said...: Clovis, NM, HOLLA!; July 15, 2008 at 8:30 PM
Rachel F. said...: I'll come out of hiding, I've been reading your blog from Israel (just here for a semester). I can't remember how I came across your blog last summer but I've been hooked ever since. You're fabulous! So clever, so stylish, so much fun. Thanks for sharing!; July 22, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Maigen said...: Wow, thanks, Rachel!; July 22, 2008 at 3:14 PM

Pet peeves

The expression "kick (my, your, his, her) trash." You've probably NEVER heard that if you aren't mo. It's akin to "kick (my, your, his, her) butt."
Songs that tell a story (esp. ones that start and end with the same sentence, usually of the country genre)
the phrase "as per usual"
that Nicholas Cage Still has a career, should have ended after "Raising Arizona"
the question "what can I do you for?"
the glare of the sun off cars in mid-day
tights with open-toed shoes
cell phones in public
mis-uses of the words 'there,' 'their,' 'they're' (and similar grammatical errors)
counting new $1 bills

My Favorite Lyrics

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." (from "Mad World by REM)
"Not a day goes by I don't think about you. You left your mark on me it's permanent, a tattoo... Think about you and that long ride, I bite my nails, I get weak inside. Reach over and turn off the light, oh my baby."(from "Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams)
"Moved to the west coast away from everyone, She never told me that you called, Back when I was still, I was still in love"(from "Landed" by Ben Folds)
"Your lip is cut on the edge of her pleated skirt" (from "Blue Alert" by Madeline Peyroux)
"You can't resist her. She's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home." (from "Only in Dreams" by Weezer)
"I feel like a ghost who's trying to move your hands over some ouija board in the hopes I can spell out my name." (from "Invisible Ink" by Aimee Mann)
"I don't need a better thing, I'd settle for less. It's another thing for me, I just have to wander through this world, alone." (from "Lose You" by Pete Yorn)
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky, why, why, why can't it be mine?" (from "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"I know the last page so well, I can't read the first. So, I just don't start, it's getting worse" (from "Inside of Love" by Nada Surf)
"You can get what you want or you can just get old" (from "Vienna Waits for You" by Billy Joel)