Thursday, September 4, 2008

Thanks, Jared!

My brother-in-law sent me this excerpt from ESPN.com's Bill Simmons (a.k.a. the Sports guy). It's a quote from his latest article, in which he's talking about how he likes the Cowboys' chances this year:
"Only one things worries me: Tony Romo spent a lot of time with Jessica Simpson these past eight months. Remember how dumb she was on "Newlyweds"? I mean, she was historically dumb. I have written before about how unfunny people can learn to become relatively funny just by constantly hanging out with one funny person. Well, when you spend every waking moment with someone who's historically dumb, do you stop using all of your brain as much? How much of your cerebrum would you need? Twenty percent? Couldn't you shut the rest down? What if that happened to Romo this spring and summer? I am keeping my eye on this. If he starts staying on the field for fifth downs or calling six timeouts per half, I am bailing on this Dallas prediction."
If you want to read the rest of the story, here's the link.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080904

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