Monday, April 21, 2008

Don't waste your money, or your TWO HOURS

Okay, so this movie was terrible. Not only was it slow; nothing happened (and y'all know I like movies a lot of the time that are slow and nothing happens); Renee Zellweger's character was awful, just so bratty and mean, and yet she had two men falling all over themselves for her; you never bond with any of the characters, so you don't care at all what happens to them (who wins the game, who loses, whose reputation is ruined, who gets the girl); and there aren't even tons of young attractive athletic men to oogle.
There were two redeeming qualities (still not enough to get me to recommend it):
  1. GEC. I still love him, no matter if he just directed and starred in this craptastic two hours of film... Oh, and that last hour feels like three.
  2. The guy in front of us quite enjoyed it, and laughed boisterously in the silent theater. He was a hoot.

Do not see this movie. Seriously. You will regret it during the opening credits, which last 25 minutes and still nothing happens.

2 comments:

kitebrdr said...

GEC can't pull a movie out of the ditch it must be bad. Wasn't the part where the fat guy punches several people on the field funny? Did the preview show the only good part? Was this movie slower than Lost in Trans? Watching paint dry is faster than LIT.

Chelle said...

Man, I was so excited for this one. GEC and Jim in the same movie, I was sure it would be great. So sad. :(