Although I will say this. I am perturbed that with all the extra sleep I could be getting since I don't have to go in until so late, I'm actually more tired, I think.
I am not getting any extra sleep. Therefore, I do not look more lovely and refreshed than before. Therefore, I do not get extra attention and special favors at work. Therefore, I am not slowly (or quickly) getting scheduled sweet shifts again, making my life easier and my rest better. Therefore, I keep getting crappy, closing shifts. Therefore, I do not get better sleep. Therefore, I do not look more lovely and refreshed, earning me special attention and extra favors, and oh, man, I just, I just really gotta get some sleep. And a job with better hours.
But you see how the vicious cycle sets in, don't you? Closing shifts are ruining my looks. Soon, I will look like Sharon Stone:
Except with less blue eyeshadow...
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You, Maigen, could never be as disastrous (spelling?) as Sharon Stone. Never gonna happen.
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