Sunday, August 31, 2008

Gunther

There is a dog next door to my parents' house. His name is Gunther (which, let's be honest, is pretty funny in its own right). My mom was taking Walter and Jojo out for a w-a-l-k, and avoided going a certain way to avoid Gunther.
"He's bad," my mom says, "he barks, and gets out, and bullies the other dogs," "makes racial slurs, votes democrat, and likes Marilyn Manson," I finished.
Bad dog.

4 comments:

Alison said...

Hahahahahahaha! You're so funny. :)

JanaB said...

you are great. . . my wardrobe is limited- but getting better- the economy, my weight etc- but it is paisley!!! HA ha ha ha!

Rhia Jean said...

What is this world coming to? Dogs barking? Who'd have ever thought it would come to that! :)

kitebrdr said...

It's more than just barking too. It is frothing mouth insanity of I just want to kill everyone and everything. But I can deal with that, it's the voting Democrat that puts me over the edge...