"You'd think that'd be good. Fruit: good. Cake: great. Fruitcake: nasty crap. What's the recipe for fruitcake, anyway? Anything but fruit? You take a bite, you're like, (chewing noises) 'what's this... a skittle? Wait, is that a seed? What's that, a treasure map?'"-Jim Gaffigan
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