Got bombshell?: Freakshow

Monday, December 3, 2007

Freakshow

So, my hilarious sister Mere wants to go to cosmetology school (not actually), and she's been practicing online using our family as guinea pigs. What do you think? I think she's gifted...

MERE (woah... I think she looks like Sally Jessy Raphael [sp?])

GEORGIA (our Nicole Kidman)

ME (hey, I had food poisoning)BOBBY (Ummm... does anyone else notice he looks like Meg Ryan?)

UNCLE JEFF, hottie

BOB (or, uh, Janet Reno? He also looks a lot like his mom, except much less adorable...)

JOJO (Farrah Fawcett)

Aren't we a good-looking family? Yeah, I know, you're jealous!

(Hopefully none of them kill me for posting this... Come on, guys, we all look so pretty!)

3 comments:

Brig Man said...: Well...I'm not quite sure what there is to say besides the fact that I'm definitely the prettiest!!!; December 3, 2007 at 9:06 PM
kitebrdr said...: I may/do look like Janet Reno from the SNL skit, but at least I don't have eye and lip makeup like Jeff.; December 4, 2007 at 4:54 PM
k-panda said...: I'm sorry but Mere looks really really scary!!; December 4, 2007 at 9:14 PM

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Pet peeves

The expression "kick (my, your, his, her) trash." You've probably NEVER heard that if you aren't mo. It's akin to "kick (my, your, his, her) butt."
Songs that tell a story (esp. ones that start and end with the same sentence, usually of the country genre)
the phrase "as per usual"
that Nicholas Cage Still has a career, should have ended after "Raising Arizona"
the question "what can I do you for?"
the glare of the sun off cars in mid-day
tights with open-toed shoes
cell phones in public
mis-uses of the words 'there,' 'their,' 'they're' (and similar grammatical errors)
counting new $1 bills

My Favorite Lyrics

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." (from "Mad World by REM)
"Not a day goes by I don't think about you. You left your mark on me it's permanent, a tattoo... Think about you and that long ride, I bite my nails, I get weak inside. Reach over and turn off the light, oh my baby."(from "Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams)
"Moved to the west coast away from everyone, She never told me that you called, Back when I was still, I was still in love"(from "Landed" by Ben Folds)
"Your lip is cut on the edge of her pleated skirt" (from "Blue Alert" by Madeline Peyroux)
"You can't resist her. She's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home." (from "Only in Dreams" by Weezer)
"I feel like a ghost who's trying to move your hands over some ouija board in the hopes I can spell out my name." (from "Invisible Ink" by Aimee Mann)
"I don't need a better thing, I'd settle for less. It's another thing for me, I just have to wander through this world, alone." (from "Lose You" by Pete Yorn)
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky, why, why, why can't it be mine?" (from "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"I know the last page so well, I can't read the first. So, I just don't start, it's getting worse" (from "Inside of Love" by Nada Surf)
"You can get what you want or you can just get old" (from "Vienna Waits for You" by Billy Joel)