I hope everyone had a fabulous Christmas...

And to end the year in a way that warms my heart, here it is, my list of the "Fashion Mistakes of the Year." I tried to condense it to a nice round number, like 10, but that didn't happen. A few extras slipped in, but I think they really earned it! So, here we go, in no particular order:

FMOTY 2007

Starting off with a bang, the I'm-sorry-to-say-"Disgusting"Jennifer Connelly. She can't act, and she really can't dress. You have seen these shoes on my blog before... I titled the image "hellonearth.jpeg"

Gold leggings. Need I say more?Oh, Bjork. .. I love your music, but perhaps you could have use for those gold leggings above at your next show? Umm... you look like an alien. Heidi Klum. I'll spare you a wisecrack about this one.Brit, by the look on your face I think you have figured out that this is a shirt, not a dress. Maybe you should get some gold leggings, too. They would actually be an improvement. Wait... did I just say that "leggings would be an improvement?"In my opinion, "American Apparel" is run by the devil (CEO), with CFO Hillary Clinton, and COO Tara Reid. The Triumvirate of Evil. (That's where you can get those gold leggings, too, if you're interested.). Britney, while you may be listed at the hotel under "Willie Wonka," you don't actually have to dress in character! Silly!This onesie/diaper/Orlandian-octogenarian/marshmallow suit somehow clashes with her 5 cent hooker shoes... Why are you so pleased with yourself? You just made me throw up a little. Now we all know what to wear if Battlestar Gallactica ever docks on a really tropical planet with a dress-code that details never showing the leg above the ankle.And no 'worst-dressed' list would be complete without Sienna Miller. Or, umm, random homeless person the paparazzi thought was Sienn-- wait, nope, that's her, alright.This is Miss Poland or something. I think she'd be better off in an ice-dancing competition in that get-up.Sorry, Mischa. I am thumbs-down on super-high-waisted pants in general. It's nothing personal. I also don't like big baggy tee-shirts as outfits. Or those flats with those jeans. If you must wear those jeans, you should be wearing heels , or something. The whole thing just makes me uncomfortable, okay?She's pretty cute, until...Oh... The horror! The horror!
J.Lo, don't you know the cardinal rule of fashion? If you are wearing something super-full on top, you shouldn't wear something super-full on bottom. (And visa-versa.) If you do, you are forced to stand in strange poses all day long to emphasize the fact that you are not all super-full yourself. See? Aren't your arms getting tired already?

Lame' pantsuit. Or, um, lame pantsuit. Bai Ling never disappoints.

This is my very favorite FMOTY. Not only because I don't like J. Simp. But because I think it is actually the worst look ever. I could catalogue all the problems of this look for you, but I won't. A picture paints a thousand words. I will tell you it was my screen-saver for a long time, leading to minutes, if not hours, of very satisfactory, very loud, guffawing laughter (not unlike that of Julia Roberts, in every movie since "Pretty Woman," and on previews of "Charlie Wilson's War:" "HUUHH, HUUHHH, CHAHHR-LIE!")

*Sorry if some of these are repeats... Most of the pics are from my favorite website: gofugyourself.com. It is so funny! There are many, many more awesome fashion mistakes on there, I definitely recommend a quick peek. These are just my personal faves from 2007.