Charlie: Dad, how can you hate the Colonial?
Charlie's Dad: (with a Scottish accent) "Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smart-a**!
-"So I married an Axe Murderer"
Bee 1: Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
Bee 2: Yes.
Bee 1: Then how hard can it be?
- "The Bee Movie" (the one funny part)
Sally: (crying) And I'm gonna be 40...
Harry: When?
Sally: Someday...
Harry: In eight years...
-"When Harry met Sally"
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