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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Gross.

I know I shouldn't be SO disturbed, but I accidentally saw a part of "A Baby Story" on TLC, and this lady was (gag reflex) having a baby in a bathtub-type-thing. So gross. It's like something from alien. Okay, they should NEVER be allowed to show that on t.v., if only to ensure the propagation of the species. It makes girls of child-bearing age NEVER WANT that to happen to them. I only like babies when the are about 9-16 months old, and are fat cuddly and squishy and have personalities, and are too little to talk back or roll their eyes. Babies coming out, not so much.

3 comments:

kitebrdr said...: I don't get why the stork thing isn't really how babies get here. Wouldn't that be much more civilized. So the storks might drop or misplace the odd baby (like in Dumbo), but nobody has to reenact the Alien dinner table scene...; October 24, 2007 at 12:05 PM
kitebrdr said...: There's a woman in Arkansas that just had her 17th kid. Glutton for punishment or idiot, you decide?; October 24, 2007 at 12:06 PM
Rubymelt said...: Thanks for that mental image! Oh and yes...that woman in AR...she said she wants an 18th baby too! Crazy, insane or just wants to replenish the earth? That's the question.; October 25, 2007 at 2:59 PM

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Pet peeves

The expression "kick (my, your, his, her) trash." You've probably NEVER heard that if you aren't mo. It's akin to "kick (my, your, his, her) butt."
Songs that tell a story (esp. ones that start and end with the same sentence, usually of the country genre)
the phrase "as per usual"
that Nicholas Cage Still has a career, should have ended after "Raising Arizona"
the question "what can I do you for?"
the glare of the sun off cars in mid-day
tights with open-toed shoes
cell phones in public
mis-uses of the words 'there,' 'their,' 'they're' (and similar grammatical errors)
counting new $1 bills

My Favorite Lyrics

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." (from "Mad World by REM)
"Not a day goes by I don't think about you. You left your mark on me it's permanent, a tattoo... Think about you and that long ride, I bite my nails, I get weak inside. Reach over and turn off the light, oh my baby."(from "Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams)
"Moved to the west coast away from everyone, She never told me that you called, Back when I was still, I was still in love"(from "Landed" by Ben Folds)
"Your lip is cut on the edge of her pleated skirt" (from "Blue Alert" by Madeline Peyroux)
"You can't resist her. She's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home." (from "Only in Dreams" by Weezer)
"I feel like a ghost who's trying to move your hands over some ouija board in the hopes I can spell out my name." (from "Invisible Ink" by Aimee Mann)
"I don't need a better thing, I'd settle for less. It's another thing for me, I just have to wander through this world, alone." (from "Lose You" by Pete Yorn)
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky, why, why, why can't it be mine?" (from "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"I know the last page so well, I can't read the first. So, I just don't start, it's getting worse" (from "Inside of Love" by Nada Surf)
"You can get what you want or you can just get old" (from "Vienna Waits for You" by Billy Joel)