Got bombshell?: TOO funny?

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

TOO funny?

I am funny. Okay, I admit it, I am really funny. It's kind of my thing.
Apparently, according to not one but two (hot, fun) guy friends, Dalles and Candice's "lucky shoe guy" Cody, my being funny, sassy, confident, smart, etc. is what is keeping me single.
Huh?
I realize that I am also not a size 0 (aka: I'm-so-small-I'm-not-even-there). I've always blamed that, even though my curves are smokin'. Or the fact that I really like fashion, and guys think I'm going to spend all their money (which I'm not, but apparently my wardrobe is a huge red flag. I've actually been dumped after a field-trip to my closet). Who knew it was my stellar personality that was holding me back?
(All that being said, I'm actually cool being alone, but I would like to be kissed again someday... Unfortunately that requires participation by a willing second party. I may love myself more than I love any guy, but sometimes it's nice to have a nod of approval by a member of the opposite sex, preferably a fun, confident, cute one. See, I am opposite of those guys who don't like me, I want someone who is just as fabulous as I am; and that, my friends, is hard to come by! Oh, and by the way, I'm also really good at being modest.)

1 comment:

Candice & Lindsey said...: I love that you are funny! Cody thinks you're beautiful, so I'm sure every other guy out there does too. Stay the way you are! Life wouldn't be half as fun if you were one of those boring, blah, quiet, not-cute girls. Why do they always seem to get the guys though? We are beautiful, fun, funny, intelligent, ambitious women. What the heck!; October 3, 2007 at 1:55 PM

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Pet peeves

The expression "kick (my, your, his, her) trash." You've probably NEVER heard that if you aren't mo. It's akin to "kick (my, your, his, her) butt."
Songs that tell a story (esp. ones that start and end with the same sentence, usually of the country genre)
the phrase "as per usual"
that Nicholas Cage Still has a career, should have ended after "Raising Arizona"
the question "what can I do you for?"
the glare of the sun off cars in mid-day
tights with open-toed shoes
cell phones in public
mis-uses of the words 'there,' 'their,' 'they're' (and similar grammatical errors)
counting new $1 bills

My Favorite Lyrics

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." (from "Mad World by REM)
"Not a day goes by I don't think about you. You left your mark on me it's permanent, a tattoo... Think about you and that long ride, I bite my nails, I get weak inside. Reach over and turn off the light, oh my baby."(from "Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams)
"Moved to the west coast away from everyone, She never told me that you called, Back when I was still, I was still in love"(from "Landed" by Ben Folds)
"Your lip is cut on the edge of her pleated skirt" (from "Blue Alert" by Madeline Peyroux)
"You can't resist her. She's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home." (from "Only in Dreams" by Weezer)
"I feel like a ghost who's trying to move your hands over some ouija board in the hopes I can spell out my name." (from "Invisible Ink" by Aimee Mann)
"I don't need a better thing, I'd settle for less. It's another thing for me, I just have to wander through this world, alone." (from "Lose You" by Pete Yorn)
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky, why, why, why can't it be mine?" (from "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"I know the last page so well, I can't read the first. So, I just don't start, it's getting worse" (from "Inside of Love" by Nada Surf)
"You can get what you want or you can just get old" (from "Vienna Waits for You" by Billy Joel)