Got bombshell?: Randomfulness

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Tomorrow I am off work. Yay! I will be applying for a million jobs, writing in my novel, going to the gym, seeing a matinée movie, and generally smiling all day because I am not at work!
Three cheers for my accountant friend who agreed to do my taxes for me! What a swell guy. I enticed him to do the favor by offering "free practice." I know, how nice am I?
I am single again. Not that I was ever "not single..." Because you are single until you file joint income taxes, in my opinion. You are either single or married. Whatev. You know what I mean. But I am back on the market. Again. Guys, I believe the line is forming at the main Michael Kors table (the one by the piano in the front corner) in the shoe department at Nordstrom at the Dallas Galleria.
My t.v. started freaking out last night. Boo. I like to watch SATC reruns before I go to sleep. The audio is all wack. I am hoping tonight I will turn it on and it will have healed itself.
I love my Bath & Body Works Coconut Body Wash. It is discontinued (of course), and I got it for like 3 bucks. Hopefully I can spot a few more before they are all gone forever!

WhiteEyebrows said...: Welcome back to the sea with the other fish. The water is pretty cold this time of year, but we get along.; February 29, 2008 at 8:05 AM

Pet peeves

The expression "kick (my, your, his, her) trash." You've probably NEVER heard that if you aren't mo. It's akin to "kick (my, your, his, her) butt."
Songs that tell a story (esp. ones that start and end with the same sentence, usually of the country genre)
the phrase "as per usual"
that Nicholas Cage Still has a career, should have ended after "Raising Arizona"
the question "what can I do you for?"
the glare of the sun off cars in mid-day
tights with open-toed shoes
cell phones in public
mis-uses of the words 'there,' 'their,' 'they're' (and similar grammatical errors)
counting new $1 bills

My Favorite Lyrics

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." (from "Mad World by REM)
"Not a day goes by I don't think about you. You left your mark on me it's permanent, a tattoo... Think about you and that long ride, I bite my nails, I get weak inside. Reach over and turn off the light, oh my baby."(from "Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams)
"Moved to the west coast away from everyone, She never told me that you called, Back when I was still, I was still in love"(from "Landed" by Ben Folds)
"Your lip is cut on the edge of her pleated skirt" (from "Blue Alert" by Madeline Peyroux)
"You can't resist her. She's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home." (from "Only in Dreams" by Weezer)
"I feel like a ghost who's trying to move your hands over some ouija board in the hopes I can spell out my name." (from "Invisible Ink" by Aimee Mann)
"I don't need a better thing, I'd settle for less. It's another thing for me, I just have to wander through this world, alone." (from "Lose You" by Pete Yorn)
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky, why, why, why can't it be mine?" (from "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"I know the last page so well, I can't read the first. So, I just don't start, it's getting worse" (from "Inside of Love" by Nada Surf)
"You can get what you want or you can just get old" (from "Vienna Waits for You" by Billy Joel)