Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

Prithee, mistress, wilt thou not remove thine isotoners for religious services in mid-summer?
The unfortunate pairing of thine isotoners with thine floor-skimming velvet frock, puffy shirt and doublet causest thou to appear mad, and perhaps on thy way to the renaissance fair to shout "Hoorah!" with thine old-fashioned counterparts at the jousting event, or perhaps an ill-fated be-heading.
Though the tukey-legs had at Medieval Times may be delicious, methinks thou may be taking this fashion too far, as it is nigh 2008.