Got bombshell?: Scolded, like a little baby.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Scolded, like a little baby.

I got scolded yesterday at work. By some lady. I was doing her a favor, and asked for her drivers licence, please.
"Sure, but I'd prefer it if you asked for my 'photo i.d.,' since I'm not driving, you aren't a cop, and I'm not being pulled over," she said snootily. And she was totally serious.
Now, I realize I am in a customer service job (excuse me, momentarily, while I throw up), but I am almost 30, have a college degree, and DO NOT need any help forming an em-effing sentence, thank you very much, YOU OLD HAG.
I am not your child, alien customers. Really, must you get upset about completely idiotic, irrelevant things? Also, I have tried 'photo i.d.' before, but (gasp!) the general public is too stupid to wrap their brains around what that means, and 85% of the time, I STILL have to explain 'for example: your drivers licence, or state i.d..' Just trying to skip a step here, people.
Help ME help YOU. By not being jerk-faces.

1 comment:

Candice & Lindsey said...: Seriously? Seriously. Doesn't she have better things to do than be a punk about showing you her identification. You must have looked hotter than her because that could be the ONLY reason to be rude to you.; September 17, 2007 at 9:28 AM

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Pet peeves

The expression "kick (my, your, his, her) trash." You've probably NEVER heard that if you aren't mo. It's akin to "kick (my, your, his, her) butt."
Songs that tell a story (esp. ones that start and end with the same sentence, usually of the country genre)
the phrase "as per usual"
that Nicholas Cage Still has a career, should have ended after "Raising Arizona"
the question "what can I do you for?"
the glare of the sun off cars in mid-day
tights with open-toed shoes
cell phones in public
mis-uses of the words 'there,' 'their,' 'they're' (and similar grammatical errors)
counting new $1 bills

My Favorite Lyrics

"And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had..." (from "Mad World by REM)
"Not a day goes by I don't think about you. You left your mark on me it's permanent, a tattoo... Think about you and that long ride, I bite my nails, I get weak inside. Reach over and turn off the light, oh my baby."(from "Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams)
"Moved to the west coast away from everyone, She never told me that you called, Back when I was still, I was still in love"(from "Landed" by Ben Folds)
"Your lip is cut on the edge of her pleated skirt" (from "Blue Alert" by Madeline Peyroux)
"You can't resist her. She's in your bones. She is your marrow, and your ride home." (from "Only in Dreams" by Weezer)
"I feel like a ghost who's trying to move your hands over some ouija board in the hopes I can spell out my name." (from "Invisible Ink" by Aimee Mann)
"I don't need a better thing, I'd settle for less. It's another thing for me, I just have to wander through this world, alone." (from "Lose You" by Pete Yorn)
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun in somebody else's sky, why, why, why can't it be mine?" (from "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"I know the last page so well, I can't read the first. So, I just don't start, it's getting worse" (from "Inside of Love" by Nada Surf)
"You can get what you want or you can just get old" (from "Vienna Waits for You" by Billy Joel)