TMI

In our society, it seems we are constantly bombarded with TMI: Too Much Information. For example, the top quarter inch of my co-worker's butt-crack today in the break-room; or girls with too-tight tee-shirts, "belly shirts," if you will (not because it is short and shows their belly, but because it is so taught over the belly that their cavernous belly button is clearly visible, "belly-button shirts").
People, some thing just need to be kept under wraps... I think this rule should apply to other situations, too. (i.e., Bill Clinton and Monica, or Lindsay Lohan's dislike of panties.)